Sitting around my ass is so sore,
Because my poop came thru like a barreling wild boar.
I do not know what has caused its girth,
Must be comparable to my wife's child birth.
To say it was wide is grossly undersaid,
It had the diameter of a king size bed.
I tried to flush it down but it got stuck,
Around it spun like a fluttering duck.
Half a roll of tp was needed right there,
This half floating log was smelt like burnt hair.
So my tale comes to an end,
Good luck to your butthole
as you make a new friend