The Poopie Cry!
Sitting in class watching the clock tick, dreaming of the moment i can drop this 2 tonne brick.
Finally at 4:30 the time is here,
I briskly walk as im full of fear.
Someone must be against me as it starts to pour,
the fear grows I can hold this poopie no more!
In desperation I attempt to run,
but i'm forced to slow and clench my bun.
Thunder claps but im not even phased,
the pain from this poopie has me in a daze.
Home stretch now im almost there,
soaking wet i waddle i begin to shout and swear.
The pain is growing my butthole so sore,
I walk in the entrance and i kick down the door.
Once the stall opens my pants they drop,
The poop shoots out with an astonishing PLOP!
I screamed, I moaned and some might say,
They heard my poopie cries from a mile away.