A Day in The Forest
It’s a beautiful sunny day when I suddenly feel the urge,
Its my rectum telling me I have a turd that needs to purge.
Any other time I would welcome this as a midday treat,
but im off in the woods not near any toilet seat.
My mind races as I wonder if I can make it home in time,
but that thought is squashed as I fart and feel warm slime.
I know what I have to do so I begin to look for a tree,
I drop my pants, my undies, and get a good bending of my knee.
Down below in the meadow I see my poop drop to the grass,
Then comes my biggest fear, what will I use to wipe my ass.
Off in the distance I see a pile of freshly plucked leaves,
That looks like my best bet, let’s hope they aren’t infested with fleas.
So I penguin walk over bare assed for nature to see,
With my coiled up turd warming the roots of the tree.
Some may fear a moment like this should it happen to them,
Not me, I thought this poop was award winning, some may call it a gem.
The moral of the story is not to be afraid when that urge should hit,
So next time your in the woods, give it a shot cuz nothing beats a woods shit!