It's a hot summer day with the sun shining down,
so hot that even the clowns are sporting a frown.
I sweat and i sweat all thru the day and night,
the look of pit stains and sweat is quite a sight.
I think to myself what can make this day turn,
a nice cold shower is for what i yearn.
Off i hop in with and stay for some time,
until my fingers are wrinkled and body feels fine.
The minute I turn off the water,
i let out a blast that wakes up my daughter!
Oh no I say to myself why didn't i think,
before i shower I should have dropped my brown stink.
Nothing is worse than poop after your clean,
to wish it upon someone else is just too mean.
So off to the bowl to lay out my cable,
while reading this months Maxim that's on the small table.
After i finish and flush the tank
its back to the shower i go to wash out the stank.
There is a lesson to be learned from this little trouble,
make sure you try to poop before shower or you'll be in there double!