A Teacher's Trouble
The morning may be young,
and the first bell just rung.
But this war in my stomach is here to stay,
I look at my schedule and my first prep seems as far off as May.
Whats a teacher to do when the pooping man begins his call,
surely you cant leave a room full of kids and penguin walk down the hall.
So you clench and squeeze with all your might,
and pray that any loose marbles roll quickly out of sight.
What to do about the stench is a question you may ponder,
that's easy, let one loose next to the fat kid during your classroom wander.
No one will suspect the teacher is tearing ass like a king,
they will pick that chubster who is housing down his third ring ding.
So while we may not be able to leave the classroom when the time for pooping does rise,
it can still be a time to have fun at the expense of the unfortunate kid with fat thighs.