a parents job is never done,
Changing a diaper is easy for number one,
nothing is worse when u get surprised,
Poop from elbows to thighs.
Thick, smelly, and slightly green,
Smellin like a shitty knock off of jim bean.
you gotta do what ya gotta do,
clean up that baby poo.
smellin so thick it hangs midair,
taking a deep breath is a mighty dare.
When the kid gets older and being rude
remind em in front of their friends of them pooping nude.
clean up that baby poo,
ask the wife for a BJ when through,
No is the answer you will receive,
so throw on youporn.com and clean up with your sleeve.
Being a parent is full of joys,
except dust building up on ur sex toys.
I wouldn't change it no matter what we do,
clean up that baby poo!