We all have had it happen a time or too,
You reach down to wipe and find no poo.
Where does the poop go does it just disappear?
How can something so smelly come out mess free from your rear?
The answer is simple and one that is not new,
To the Ghost PoopFfairy the mess goes when your through.
This is not a ghost to be afraid of or keep you up at night,
It’s a nice ghost, a fairy who wants to do what is right.
The Ghost Poop Fairy comes once in a while,
And nothing makes him happier than seeing you with a smile.
For who wants to spend countless minutes wiping your hole,
When the Ghost Poop Fairy can come and leave you a happy soul.
We all have heard of Mr. Hanky the friendly Christmas poo,
Well this is his uncle and he’s kind hearted through and through.
So the next time you go to wipe and the Charmin comes out clean,
Give him a wink, a happy thought for helping you, for this ghost is not mean!